By Darshan Mondkar, Mumbai
News Flash: Anna Hazare lends support to the Farmer’s Protest. Will go on Indefinite Hunger Strike from 30th Jan
…a phone rings somewhere in Ralegan Siddhi….
Voice 1: Yawnnnnnn….. Kon re?
Voice 2: Anna, what are you doing?
V1: Just brushed my teeth, now was eating a watermelon
V2: Are you making fun of me? 😡
V1: No No…. Really no. But tell me, what’s up?
V2: Why are you supporting the Farmer’s protest?
V1: I have a pilaan
V2: What plan?
V1: Pilaan ke mutabik, I will support the farmers, infiltrate their protest, then bat for you guys and overturn the protest in your favor.
V2: But they already know you are our man
V1: What!!!! They know? How….
V2: Yes. Everyone knows. Haven’t you been reading the social media for the last 6 years?
V2: Then what were you doing?
V1: Sleeping…. 😐😐
V2: Okay go back to sleep then.
News Flash: Anna Hazare withdraws his support for Farmer’s Protest. Backs the Farm Laws
Disclaimer: I am not sure who the two voices on the telephone were but I am pretty sure this is not the watermelon season. 😛